Sunday, 17 March 2013

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“I and Alamieyeseigha are like Siamese twins” – GEJ declares… 


To start with everybody [US, UK, UN] is gradually withdrawing from Nigeria because of GEJ bold move in pardoning the Almighty Alams.


President Jonathan has described as ‘painful’, the fact that Nigerians are protesting the presidential pardon he gave to himself, even though officially it was the name of his former boss, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha that was written. According to a source at the villa, the president told a close confidante that what people fail to realise is that granting Alams a pardon is like pardoning himself because “I and Alams are like Siamese twins conjoined at the hips. Unfortunately for me, he has fatter hips, that’s why he can easily do inter-continental gender swap but I can’t. Do you know what he knows about me and my time in Bayelsa? If he whines those hips and opens his mouth, it will crush me, so when he said he wanted pardon, I honestly had no choice.”

Meanwhile President Jonathan is considering amending the constitution to give himself powers to grant himself perpetual pardon for anything he has committed, is committing and will commit as president. To achieve this, he has employed as consultant, the judge who granted a perpetual injunction to former Rivers governor, Peter Odili, shielding him from arrest and prosecution.

Are we Safe from this" man that wore no shoes"???

BEST OF LUCK TO FUTMINNA 100L STUDENTS

Wishing all 100L students best of luck from #TeamGlumas

Make 'em good grades guys

Corpers fear for their safety as snake finds way into hostel [PHOTO]


Members of the National Youth Service Corps undertaking their orientation exercise at the Ondo state camp now live in fear for their safety as a black snake was discovered yesterday in the male  hostel causing panic among ‘corpers’.

According to one of the youth ‘corpers’ who craved anonymity, “I was so scared. The safety of corps members aren’t even guaranteed. The toilets are messed up. We live like prisoners and refugees. God help us.”

Another member  said, “Government pays no attention to the safety and welfare of corpers at all. Imagine a dangerous reptile under someone’s bed.”

The snake was reportedly found and killed by the corpers in the male hostel.

University of Calabar sacks 5 Lectures and demotes 10 for “Academic Dishonesty”



Five lecturers were involved in various academic frauds were sacked from the University of Calabar with 10 others demoted for “academic dishonesty”.

The Registrar and Secretary to Governing Council, Julia Omang in a statement said on Friday that the disciplinary measure was in line with the institution’s ongoing “bid to curb academic dishonesty”.

She said four of the lecturers sacked were allegedly involved in plagiarism while the fifth one was involved in alleged financial fraud.

The lecturers demoted gained promoted after they published their works in fake journals and then submitted them. The university’s Public Relations Officer, Effiong Eyo, said they are now “to refund all monies earned from their unmerited promotion and barred from promotion for the next six years.”

The statement reads:

Wanking becoming Profitable : Sperm-Selling Business Booming In Ghana And Around The World



Any commodity is a marketable commodity, and by recent trends, sperm is now a commodity.

“Selling of sperm is gradually becoming the new business frontier booming in Ghana because it has many uses in today’s society: making babies, sperm banks, and putting volume in limp hair in order to make it long,” a medical student at the University of Ghana Medical School, who sold sperm five times to a Fertility Centre in Accra for GH¢10, 000, told Economic Tribune (ET).

The medical student, who gave his name only as Mensah, said even though selling of sperm was a risky business, it was also rewarding as well.

VIDEO:Darey – Asiko Feat. Jozi & IcePrince



Afro-Sci Fi at its best. Welcome to the future!!!
Directed by Mark Hofmeyr. Produced by Soul Muzik

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NEW MUSIC!! ShowDemCamp – Feel Alright Ft Poe & Boj (Drb)


SDC is here with a new single Feel Alright and they have Poe and the incredible Boj from the fast rising group DRB LASGIDI. Enjoy!

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