EXAM MOOD IN FUTMINNA!

Hello everyone! Trust the papers have been going well and if not, na u sabi o or better still, work harder...
Remember to loosen up a bit, read your books, get enough rest and enter the exam hall with confidence because you are going to come out in flying colors.

POLITICS!! LA Times columnist thinks President Jonathan should be impeached

Joel Brinkley

LA Times Columnist, Joel Brinkley (pictured above) wrote that Nigeria is the most corrupt country in the world and feels president Goodluck Jonathan should be impeached. He wrote an article titled  Nigeria’s Squandered Opportunity on Friday March 22nd. See it below...
Just outside President Goodluck Jonathan’s office sat 17 ambulances, just in case he or one of his aides fell ill. They were seldom if ever used.
No actual health-care facility nationwide had as many, and in fact a few still have none at all. But as soon as a Nigerian newspaper took a photo of the ambulances and published a story about them, they suddenly disappeared — probably to an underground garage.
Jonathan is president of Nigeria, which should be among the world’s most prosperous nations. After all, it produces an estimated 2.4 million barrels of oil each and every day. With oil now selling at $93.61 a barrel, that’s $224 million in income daily. And yet many hospitals can’t afford to buy an ambulance. The reason, in my view: Nigeria is the most corrupt nation on earth.

Wizkid may return to former music label, EME

If everything goes according to plan, Wizkid will soon be returning to his former music label, EME Music Group, this is according to a reliable industry source. The source revealed to theGlumas exclusively that Wizkid and EME bosses have been going back and forth for the last couple of weeks through their lawyers trying to agree on new terms of them working together again.

"Wizkid leaving EME was just his way of pushing the bosses at the label to take him seriously and increase his earning percentage. When he joined EME he wasn't a star but then he became a mega star and was making a lot of money for the label and they still didn't increase his earning percentage so he took a walk. Now they are working on a new contract that will favour Wizkid." The source said

We hear in the new contract being drafted, EME will not take a dime from Wizkid's international deals. When they start working together again

Tiger Woods back as world number one!

After years of trying, Tiger Woods has finally regained his ranking as the number one golfer in the world. Tiger on Monday March 25th won the Arnold Palmer Invitational for the eighth time, returning him to the top of the world ranking, a position he vacated in October 2010 due to his sex scandal, failed marriage and various leg injuries.

Just one week ago Tiger Woods announced his relationship with Lindsey Vonn. I see she's doing his body and soul a lot of good. Good for him!

Waje In Her New Dazzling Nude Postures In New Video ‘I Wish’

Waje looks quite vivacious in her new “I Wish” video. We really can’t wait to see what concept they came up with for this stunning song, which leaked online a while back to rave reviews.

They made use of a lot of artsy looking locations and a lot of fashion, yes, including a birthday suit. Waje‘s ‘outfit’ is rather suggestive of vulnerability, a theme prevalent in the “I Wish” single.

Directed by Clarence Peters

FUTMINNA Prays for Success as Exams Starts [PHOTO]

Students in a prayer session

Yesterday 24/03 was a spiritual day for FUTminna students as they gathered in mass at Living Faith Church to pray for success in their exams starting today. FUT students read hard and pray harder too... Best wishes everyone from theGlumas

Celeberating Chinua Achebe

Chinua Achebe, the Nigerian writer who was black Africa’s most widely read novelist and one of the continent’s towering men of letters, has died after a brief illness, his publisher and agent said in London on Friday. He was 82.

Few details were immediately available.

Besides novels, Mr. Achebe’s works included powerful essays and poignant short stories and poems rooted in the countryside and cities of his native Nigeria, before and after independence from British colonial rule. His most memorable fictional characters were buffeted and bewildered by the conflicting pulls of traditional African culture and invasive Western values.

For inspiration, Mr. Achebe drew on his own family history as part of the Igbo nation of southeastern Nigeria, a people victimized by the racism of British colonial administrators and then by the brutality of military dictators from other Nigerian ethnic groups.

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NEW MUSIC! L.O.S – Wish You Could Stay [Prod By Sarz]

The wait is finally over as Nigeria’s foremost Hip-Hop/R&B group L.O.S debut their official brand new single titled “Wish You Could Stay”, produced by the one and only Sarz!

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VIDEO: D’Banj featuring Naeto C – Road To DKM (Part 1)

Dbanj’s DB Records  record label debut, “D’ Kings Men”, will hit the streets in 10 days. Dbanj has released a mini documentary while we anticipate the album.

This first part of the documentary shows how Naeto C came through to D’Banj‘s Koko Mansion in Atlanta to help put some finishing touches to the album. The video also features DB Records ensign, J-Sol and the prolific hitmaker, Tee-Y Mix.

“…i get two songs wey i feel say one of them, you go… fit… kill am…” - D’Banj to Naeto C

Check it out!

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#FUTMINNA Prepares for First Semester Exam [PHOTO]

Students reading in NLH1

Wishing all Staylites Success in their exams...
Lets go get 'em good grades

Yours Truly...theGlumas

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WHICH ARE YOU??

Lil Weezy discharged from hospital

Lil Wayne has been discharged from the hospital six days after he was admitted in the Intensive Care Unit of the Cedars-Sinai Hospital in West Hollywood after suffering several massive seizures caused by a suspected drug overdose.

Moral of the Lesson : FUT boys and girls that think you are the next weezy...,this weezy gu has enough money to take care of himself and if u dare suffer a seizure...hmmmm...school clinic will only give u panadol o lol. So be Smart!!

....theGlumas

VIDEO: Ajebutter22 – Omo Pastor Feat. BOJ

Featuring cameo appearances from Seyi Shay, Basketmouth and Dr. Sid, here is the brand new music video from Ajebutter22 and DRB LasGidi’sBOJ for their Afrobeats hit single “Omo Pastor”.

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Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (PHOTOS)

To think about it, these students might actually know the course but under this harsh environment?
...theGlumas

WORLD PREMIERE: M.I – Chairman

Self proclaimed African rapper number one makes a comeback to claim his crown, we’ve all longed for this song its finally here, M.I proves he his a Chairman with his laid back flow on this one, the beat is infectious, shout out to E Kelly.

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NYSC Justifies De-camping of Corps Member over Dress Code

Authorities of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) recently defended their action on the de-camping of one Miss Tolulope Ekundayo, a corps member who allegedly refused to wear trouser at the Sagamu Orientation Camp in Ogun.
Ekundayo, a 2013 Batch 'A' corps member posted to Ogun was de-camped on March 8, following disagreement between her and the authorities over her refusal to comply with camp dress code.
Ekundayo had insisted that wearing trouser negated her Christian faith and opted to wear skirt, instead of trouser.

QUICK ONE! Away from the Fun and School work...

“I and Alamieyeseigha are like Siamese twins” – GEJ declares… 

To start with everybody [US, UK, UN] is gradually withdrawing from Nigeria because of GEJ bold move in pardoning the Almighty Alams.


President Jonathan has described as ‘painful’, the fact that Nigerians are protesting the presidential pardon he gave to himself, even though officially it was the name of his former boss, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha that was written. According to a source at the villa, the president told a close confidante that what people fail to realise is that granting Alams a pardon is like pardoning himself because “I and Alams are like Siamese twins conjoined at the hips. Unfortunately for me, he has fatter hips, that’s why he can easily do inter-continental gender swap but I can’t. Do you know what he knows about me and my time in Bayelsa? If he whines those hips and opens his mouth, it will crush me, so when he said he wanted pardon, I honestly had no choice.”

Meanwhile President Jonathan is considering amending the constitution to give himself powers to grant himself perpetual pardon for anything he has committed, is committing and will commit as president. To achieve this, he has employed as consultant, the judge who granted a perpetual injunction to former Rivers governor, Peter Odili, shielding him from arrest and prosecution.

Are we Safe from this" man that wore no shoes"???

BEST OF LUCK TO FUTMINNA 100L STUDENTS

Wishing all 100L students best of luck from #TeamGlumas

Make 'em good grades guys

Corpers fear for their safety as snake finds way into hostel [PHOTO]

Members of the National Youth Service Corps undertaking their orientation exercise at the Ondo state camp now live in fear for their safety as a black snake was discovered yesterday in the male  hostel causing panic among ‘corpers’.

According to one of the youth ‘corpers’ who craved anonymity, “I was so scared. The safety of corps members aren’t even guaranteed. The toilets are messed up. We live like prisoners and refugees. God help us.”

Another member  said, “Government pays no attention to the safety and welfare of corpers at all. Imagine a dangerous reptile under someone’s bed.”

The snake was reportedly found and killed by the corpers in the male hostel.

University of Calabar sacks 5 Lectures and demotes 10 for “Academic Dishonesty”

Five lecturers were involved in various academic frauds were sacked from the University of Calabar with 10 others demoted for “academic dishonesty”.

The Registrar and Secretary to Governing Council, Julia Omang in a statement said on Friday that the disciplinary measure was in line with the institution’s ongoing “bid to curb academic dishonesty”.

She said four of the lecturers sacked were allegedly involved in plagiarism while the fifth one was involved in alleged financial fraud.

The lecturers demoted gained promoted after they published their works in fake journals and then submitted them. The university’s Public Relations Officer, Effiong Eyo, said they are now “to refund all monies earned from their unmerited promotion and barred from promotion for the next six years.”

The statement reads:

Wanking becoming Profitable : Sperm-Selling Business Booming In Ghana And Around The World

Any commodity is a marketable commodity, and by recent trends, sperm is now a commodity.

“Selling of sperm is gradually becoming the new business frontier booming in Ghana because it has many uses in today’s society: making babies, sperm banks, and putting volume in limp hair in order to make it long,” a medical student at the University of Ghana Medical School, who sold sperm five times to a Fertility Centre in Accra for GH¢10, 000, told Economic Tribune (ET).

The medical student, who gave his name only as Mensah, said even though selling of sperm was a risky business, it was also rewarding as well.

VIDEO:Darey – Asiko Feat. Jozi & IcePrince

Afro-Sci Fi at its best. Welcome to the future!!!
Directed by Mark Hofmeyr. Produced by Soul Muzik

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NEW MUSIC!! ShowDemCamp – Feel Alright Ft Poe & Boj (Drb)

SDC is here with a new single Feel Alright and they have Poe and the incredible Boj from the fast rising group DRB LASGIDI. Enjoy!

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Question for the Guys...

 


Where do you prefer your lady to be perfect; in bed or in the kitchen? You can only pick one oh. Oya, let's hear you guys...

Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) LMAO

More Photos after the cut

Minna Weather Forecast for Thursday 14/03

• Thu - 14/03

DAY 38° NIGHT 28°

Jaywon – Remembered [Tribute To Goldie]

Here’s a touchy tribute song to Goldie by label mate – Jaywon, Jaywon.|Produced by Black Jerzey

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Why future of Nigerian youths ’ll remain bleak – Mantu

ABUJA — FORMER Deputy Senate President, Ibrahim Mantu, has said that the future of the Nigeria youth will continue to remain bleak except the youth embrace opportunities through enterprises in skills acquisitions.

Senator Mantu, who stated this, Tuesday, in Abuja, during the Royal Commonwealth Society Day celebration, said there were countless opportunities in skill acquisitions such as carpentry, masonry, plumbing, hair-do, automobile repairs, farming, etc.

NEW MUSIC!! M.I Abaga – Akpata

M.I begins his music come back with a Akpata, a song to wet his fans undying appetite for new music.

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Corper Decamped For Refusing To Wear Trousers

ABEOKUTA – Reactions have started trailing the decamping of 2013 Batch A, female corps member, Ms Tolu Ekundayo, by the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Ogun State for wearing skirt at the Shagamu orientation camp.

In a press conference organised by Ekundayo’s church, Faith Revival Apostolic Church, FRAC, in Lagos, the expelled corps member said she was asked to leave the camp at about 11.00pm on March 8, 2013 by the Ogun State NYSC Co-ordinator, for her refusal to put on trousers.

FUTMINNA FIRST SEMESTER e-EXAM TIME TABLE

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FUTMINNA First Semester CA Tests Results out!!

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For The Ladies (5 Best Morning Sex Positions)

Feeling sluggish in the morning? Try a wake-up call a hundred times better than that tired cup of coffee: morning sex. Surprise him in the best way with one — or all — of these sexy positions. He'll love your spontaneity and you'll love the good feelings you retain throughout the day.
1. Spooning
This is likely to be the most instinctual position when you both are just waking up from a cuddling position. With both your bodies so close together and still lying down, you can feel incredibly comfortable while also getting some seriously hot bed activity in. He'll be able to access all of you with his hands as well as kiss your neck, giving you the jolt you need to get yourself going. You can twist your body in order to kiss him or even watch the action for that extra dose of sexiness.

2. Reverse cowgirl
Men love this position, but it can also be the perfect position for you to get it on in the AM. What could be better than giving him a show and getting exactly what you want? Not only does it allow for you to accommodate whatever speed and depth is best for your body (which might be a bit stiff in the morning), but it also prevents any awkward morning breath moments.

Fire Incident at El-Waziri area of Bosso [PHOTOS]

FUTMINNA Fire services at the scene

The incident that took place around 5pm on Monday. No lives were lost but the source of the fire remains unknown. The house was believed to be a student apartment.
See more photos after the cut...

Minna Weather Forecast for Tuesday 12/03

• Tue - 12/03

DAY 38° NIGHT 27°

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VIDEO: Timaya – Malo Nogede Ft Terry G

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Yours Truly...theGlumas

NEW VIDEO! Without My Heart Ft Don Jazzy -Tiwa Savage

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Yours Truly...theGlumas

Minna Weather Forecast for the week 11/03 - 17/03

• Mon - 11/03

DAY 40° NIGHT 27°

• Tue - 12/03

DAY 38° NIGHT 27°

• Wed - 13/03

DAY 38 NIGHT °27°

Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? LMAO

I saw her at the salon in bosso LMAO... hope you guys will see her too

10 Wonderful Reasons To Be Grateful To Your Mother

1.Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain upon pain.

2.During this time, she could not eat because of you! She could not sleep because of you!

3.When you were a baby, she spent every minute of her life looking after you!

4.She only slept when you slept! She only ate after you had eaten!

5.She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day!

6.She taught you how to walk, how to speak, how to eat, she taught you how to live!

7.When you fall ill, she looks after you!

8.She always cooks and prepared food for you!

9.She buys you whatever you ask for!

10.Most of all She loves you unconditionally!

Happy Mothers' Day from theGlumas

GOOGLE NIGERIA SEEKS PARTNERSHIP WITH FUT,MINNA

In order to boost learning and reseach through Information and Communication Technology in the University, Google Nigeria has solicited for collaboration with the Federal University of Tech, Minna in the area of Google applications usage in respect to Google Education edition.

This request was made on Tuesday, 26th Feb,2013 when the Google team paid a courtesy call on the VC in his office at the Gidan kwano campus.

Kendrick Lamar named MTV's Hottest MC in the Game

Kendrick Lamar has beaten 2 Chainz and Rick Ross to be named MTV's Hottest MC in the Game. The hip-hop newcomer topped the 2013 countdown following the success of his debut album, Good Kid, M.A.A.D City, and he is honoured by the high praise.

 He tells Rap-Up.com, "It's very important for hip-hop. I love that they have debates like that. We need that. It's competitive. Even though we (are) doing these collaborations and stuff like that and we cool, at the same time, this is still rap. It's still competitive and I'm trying to compete with everybody to be the best." 2 Chainz and last year's winner Ross, placed second and third, respectively, while the top five was rounded out by Nas and Drake.

The top 10 also included Big Sean, Kanye West, A$AP Rocky, Future and Meek Mill - but West has already expressed his disappointment after landing at number seven. He ranted, "Yeah, number seven bothers me. To me, I feel like in order for them to put me as number seven, they had to bring up things they didn't like. They didn't like the 'Cruel Summer' album, and I'm like, 'That's just (a) compilation.' "I don't know, it's definitely not based on a body of work. It possibly could just be like overall rap MC swag. What happens is, with these type of things... they don't like 'Givenchy' Kanye, they don't like Kanye in a kilt, they don't like Kanye in a relationship."

Ice Prince or Vector Who's more Talented?

Ice Prince

Vector

Let's know who you think is more talented

Kanye West crowns Lil Wayne the best rapper alive

MTV just released their list for the Hottest MCs in the game and when asked who he felt was the best rapper alive, Kanye, who was placed at No. 7 in the list, picked Lil Wayne.

Here's the thing; Lil Wayne and Jay Z are arch enemies...and being Jay Z's former bff, one would have expected Kanye to pick Jigga. Besides Jay Z is a better rapper than Lil Wayne, right? Stop the beef Kanye...lol

Anyway in an interview after the MTV list came out Kanye explains,  

"Yeah, #7 bothers me. I think that Wayne is the number one rapper in the world."

Kanye still feeling dumped by Jay-Z? hehehe stick to your Kim jor

DON'T YOU DARE THINK OF RAPING HER! She can rape HIM though lol...

The House of Representatives on Tuesday March 5th approved life imprisonment for any person convicted of rape. They also approved a minimum of 20 years without an option of fine for persons convicted of gang raping someone.

The bill, which was sponsored by Hon Abike Dabiri-Erewa, also approved 25 years imprisonment for any person who attempted to use chemical, biological or any harmful liquid on another person. (e.g pouring acid on anyone).

The bill also approved 4 years in jail or a fine not more than N200,000 or both for any person convicted of performing female circumcision and general mutilation or engaging someone to carry it out. Aiding female circumcision attracts N100, 000 or two years in jail or both.

What if a dude is raped?? i say they give the guy #5m...i know the guys will support me on this one.

Yours Truly....theGlumas

I Caught My Wife In The Act After She Denied Me Sex For A Year....lol

What will you do if u were in his shoes???

A Nigerian who accused his wife of alleged adultery, on Wednesday told a Gwagwalada Upper Area Court in Abuja that she denied him sex for over a year, while having an affair with another man.

Alhaji Bala Ibrahim, who was led in evidence by the police prosecutor, Insp. Martha Paul, told the court that he caught his wife, Fatima, “red-handed” in bed with her lover on 5 January.

“I caught my wife, Fatima at about 2 a.m. having sexual intercourse in her shop with one Nafiu Danaya, also a resident of Sharp Corner, Gwagwalada.

Female Preacher Preaching With Boobs All Out [PHOTO]

Evolution and dilution of the gospel, check this out.

New female preacher preaching with her boobs all out and she sees nothing wrong with it. Her sermons tagged “The Gospel From The SKRIPPER POLE” gets the men’s attention. Insane!

God help Us

Yours Truly...theGlumas

UNIABUJA Engineering students to be transferred to other schools – Minister

The Federal government has concluded all arrangements to quickly transfer some students of the University of Abuja to other institutions for the completion of their studies .

This was disclosed by the Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqayyatu Ahmed, on Tuesday during a meeting with a delegation of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS).

She said that the Federal Government has concluded plans to relocate Engineering students of the university to other universities. She noted that the transfer of the students will give the government some time to re-apply for fresh accreditation.

The Minister added that the students who would be re-absorbed had already been identified.